You’ve probably never heard a vacuum talk dirty to a sofa, but�CockTales�kicks off with upholstery-themed jokes and pick-up lines that will make you look differently at your loveseat.� Keira McDonald and Sage Price share honest songs and stories about sex, relationships and life that everyone can relate to.� McDonald candidly recounts the legend of Frankencock and the pain of losing her virginity to a diving board.� This show deals frankly with delicate topics such as ED, “structural anomalies”, and dating men who wear skirts.� The audience gains the wisdom of miracle cures involving nutmeg and Listerine.� If you’ve got a soft spot for turkeys you might want to sit this one out, but anyone who has ever given, received or lost love should put�CockTales�on their list.

Four and a half out of five stars.